Dear owner,
While you’ve been squirrelled (where?!) away on the couch this winter eating inordinate amounts of takeout (which, I’ll note, you never share), I’ve been loyally stationed at my guard-post by the front window, keenly alerting the entire household to even the slightest whiff of danger from the seemingly endless onslaught of delivery drivers who I’m beginning to think are here by your request.
Normally, I don’t mind serving as your companion, security guard and emotional support — I am man’s best friend, after all. But now that the weather is beginning to change (these past six months have felt like years, to me), I believe my loyal service should be rewarded with some much needed F-n-R (that’s fetch-and-relaxation for those not in the know). So, I’ve prepared a list of my favourite dog-parks fit for any occasion below.
Don’t bother trying to get out of this one or distract me — frankly, I don’t know what W-A-L-K-I-E-S- means, and I don’t care. I’ve already taken the liberty of putting on my finest collar, so when you’ve got the leash and poo-bags, I’ll be in the car.
For the nature lovers, doggy-paddlers and wild-at-heart
Terwillegar Dog Park
Don’t let my Labradoodle curls fool you — I’m descended from wolves. That means every now and then I feel the need to really dig in to my roots (there might be bones buried down there, too!) and there’s no better place to feel the call of the wild than Terwillegar Park‘s off-leash area. With its more than four kilometres of pristine woodlands, scenic river valley shoreline, rugged walking trails and ample parking, there’s really no reason not to embrace your feral side. And we can end the day with some tasty doggy snacks from Tangent’s Treats’ food truck (I’ve heard they sell people food too, but to be honest I can’t even tell the difference). Bone appétit!