Let’s face it, you’re not at work. Sure, you might be in the office. Maybe you are, ahem, supposed to be working from home. But the fact that you’re reading this proves that you’re being about as productive as the sloths from Zootopia.
Or maybe you’ve called in sick or are using a personal day. Hopefully, you were honest. You didn’t make up symptoms that you don’t have. You just said, “still celebrating last night’s win” and hung up the phone.
If there ever was an unofficial holiday in Edmonton, today is it. This is the Day After Edmonton Won the Battle of Alberta. This is where Oilers fans try to piece together the events of the night before. Where they were when Connor McDavid scored the goal to put the Oilers in the NHL’s Final Four. And, like Wayne Gretzky and Esa Tikkanen of Battles of Alberta past, McDavid put the dagger to the Flames in the Saddledome, so Calgarians would have to endure sudden death, at home, yet again.
Maybe you were at the Moss Pit downtown. At a party on Whyte Avenue. Watching with family at home. Or, the Rogers Centre watch party. Then, everything became a blur. And, now, we have an unofficial long weekend. Today is a day for Edmonton to do… not a heck of a lot. And, now you’re looking at clearing your calendar for next week. The Western Conference Finals are coming, and you’ve got to get your priorities straight. This is maybe your biggest task of the day. You’ve got to reschedule meetings. If there’s something you can’t get out of — say, a good friend’s wedding — you need to spend time devising a strategy on how you’ll remain updated on the games during the reception. Really, if your friends have souls, they’ll have a TV on, or maybe postpone their nuptials. Priorities, people.
This is the day where you walk through your neighbourhood and say, “this would be a good place for the Hyman statue.” You stare into the backyard and realize you can finally spell “Puljujarvi” without needing to double check.