Over the next hour, two of Brad Ward’s kids (this is a family auction business), Elizabeth and Max, helped me piece together the process. First, I registered and received a bidding number and catalogue. Second, they showed me that each item has a lot number corresponding to the catalogue. The auctioneer will call 80 to 100 lots an hour, so you can get a rough idea of what time items will come up for bidding, they told me.
Third, I closely inspected the items I liked and noted the maximum prices I was willing to spend on the pieces. During the auction, I’d be able to bid in person or on-line or by completing an absentee ballot, in which case the clerk bids for you, based on your instructions.
Elizabeth advised, “No one ever startswith the first price the auctioneer offers, though it may be a good evaluation of what an itemis worth.”
“Auctioneering is a ‘performance art’,” said Brad. “I like to keep people on their toes, so sometimes I introduce a starting bid based on how much I think it should sell for, and other times I start it off low so that I get lots of bidders right away.” He first got into the auction business in partnership with his mother who sold in the “English Way”- clearly and easily understood – versus the more aggressive “cattle auction” approach. His is a more relaxed calling style.
On auction day, my friend joins me. An experienced auction buyer, she once bought an oil painting for $85 by an artist she didn’t recognize. Later, she learned it had earlier retailed for $3,000 at a local gallery. Her best deal: $10,000 worth of Birks sterling silver for $1,700. “The best deals at auction are furniture, art, rugs, china and silverware. Oh, and jewellery! People don’t always know the value of these things.”
This day is no different: $90 for a Persian rug, $275 for a six-foot china cabinet, $225 for a roll-top secretary desk.
As anticipated, I get caught up in the experience. A piano comes up for bidding with a retail value of $8,000 – I know this because it is the same one I have at home. The bidding starts at $2,000. No takers. Maybe $1,000? No hands wave their bubble-gum pink bidding numbers. To $500, $400, $300? My arm waves my number. My stomach squeezes and my lungs and brain feel like they’re full of helium. I think: My husband is not going to believe it. Where will I put a second piano, just like the first?